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The Official Website of
The Southern Pines Invitational
and The Turtle.
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TURTLE SLAM!
GREG GODDARD WINS THE
TURTLE SLAM AS THE PRESIDENT THREATENS GOVERNMENT TAKEOVER OF A
GOLF TRIP IN TURMOIL.
Sunday, April 25, 2010.
12:32 PM EDT.
By Chuck Dūmbáss,
Publisher, in Southern Pines, and Genghis Corn, Chief Political
Analyst, in Washington.
Dimpled Orb Digest ©
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Goddard
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SOUTHERN PINES, North Carolina, and WASHINGTON D. C. (DOD). –
White
House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs touched off a firestorm of
controversy today by announcing that President Barack Hussein
Obama intends to nationalize the Terrapin Travelin’ Trophy.
Known to its aficionados as “The Turtle,” the Trophy is awarded
annually to the winner of the Southern Pines Invitational Golf
Trip Tournament. It is universally recognized as the most
desired trophy in sport. In a move that symbolizes
fairness, Gibbs said . . .
[Read more in the
2010
Dimpled Orb Digest. ]
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Welcome to the revamped 2010 Dimpled Orb website. As we go
online, Michael Wood has been forced to withdraw from this year's
event due to medical circumstances. He will undergo
major surgery soon. This will be the first Golf Trip
Michael has ever missed. Everyone in the field
will miss all that Michael brings to the Trip. We all pray
that Michael makes a speedy recovery and returns to the Southern
Pines Invitational next year.
We
have made a few changes to the website that we trust you will enjoy.
The new Player Profiles for 2010 are
here. We have kept the
Profiles for 2009 here for performance comparisons.
The
Real-Time Leaderboard now occupies its
own page, with links to daily
scorecards for each round. This will allow players and
fans alike to see how their favorites are doing hole-by-hole.
The Past Results now have their own
pages apart from the Leaderboard. The
History of the Golf Trip is still here as a sub-page of
Special Features.
This year we're going to try liveblogging the Golf Trip. Be
sure to check out
Fans
of the Dimpled Orb on Facebook, and Chuck's
OrbTweets on Twitter, for
the latest updates from time-to-time as the tournament progresses.
We
have also added a Site Map here.
This general index can get you to about anything on the site if
you'd rather dispense with scrolling through pages to get there.
There is also a Site Search engine to the left that can help you
find what you are looking for.
Get ready, as the
Tournament is just around the corner. The
Invitation from Your Noble Calcutta Chairman, in absentia,
awaits you
here. The
pairings and tee times are
here. And try the interactive map or click on the link
below if you need directions
around the rockslides
to get to Southern Pines.
Good Luck, and may
your hunt for the Turtle prove fruitful!
Chuck D. 4/3/2010
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04/11/17.
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*Special thanks to Joe Hudson
at
HuskerMax for the Countdown Clock.
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