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The Southern Pines Invitational
and The Turtle.
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WIRE-TO-WIRE
Depot Stove Stays Hot To
Claim the Turtle Slam.
Sunday, May 1, 2011. 1:14 PM EDT.
By
Chuck Dumbáss,
Publisher,
Dimpled Orb Digest ©
2011.
SOUTHERN PINES, North Carolina (DOD) –
Amid
tornadoes, a royal wedding, and the end of the world’s most
notorious terrorist, the biggest news of the weekend was the
victory by Danny “Depot Stove” Pressley in the 2011 Southern
Pines Invitational. The Stove stayed hot wire-to-wire over
the four-day event in near record fashion to claim the
tournament prize, the Terrapin Travelin’ Trophy. . . .
[Read more in the
2011 Dimpled Orb Digest.
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In the
Spring a fuller crimson comes upon the robin's breast;
In the
Spring the wanton lapwing gets himself another crest;
In the Spring a livelier iris changes on the burnish'd dove; and
In the
Spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of......Golf!²
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specifically the Golf Trip! We are beholden to Lord Tennyson
for so aptly describing our annual trek to Southern Pines, and for
so charitably characterizing our youthfulness. Though the twinkle
in the eye be slightly dimmed, time has not diminished the eagerness
with which we await the first tee. So as we emerge from this
dreary Winter cocoon, the promise of Spring beckons, and the fuller crimson comes upon the robin's breast as we
contemplate The 2011 Golf Trip with great anticipation.
Our
twenty-first season promises to be the best yet, with new accommodations
across the street at the Pine Needles
Ross
Lodge. Starting a week later than ever before, our full cadre
of sixteen players should be well-rested and infestation-free for a memorable tournament.
The field is set, available for review
here. The Initial
Quotas Chart is
here. Check your invitations
from the
Tournament Director and the
Calcutta Chairman, your
room assignments,
tee times, and parings.
It will soon be time to resume man's ancient quest to release the Orb from
its drab earthly moorings, steer it swiftly through the stratosphere, and nestle it softly
at its target, on
another Golf Trip!
Not in vain the distance beacons. Forward, forward let us range!²
Chuck D.
4/2/2011
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¹Special
thanks to Joe Hudson at
HuskerMax for the Countdown
Clock.
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