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The Official Website of
The Southern Pines Invitational
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TURTLE IN ABSENTIA |
“GRIZZLY ADAMS” KING WINS THE
TURTLE FROM KNOXVILLE.
“STONE COLD” GODDARD CLAIMS HIS
THIRD TEMPLETON CUP.
From
Sunday, April 27, 2014. 12:31 PM EDT.
By
Chuck Dumbass, Publisher, and Richard “The Envy” Matlock, Staff
Writer.
SOUTHERN PINES, North Carolina (DOD) –
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The annals
of the Golf Trip are often filled with thrilling stories of
heroic finishes and sad stories of heartbreaking defeats.
Competing for a prize with the gravitas of the Terrapin
Travelin’ Trophy, a/k/a the Turtle, amplifies all aspects of the
contest. Never was that more in evidence than in this year’s
Southern Pines Invitational, when Mike “Grizzly Adams” King
charged into the lead during a special Saturday intermezzo
final round and held on to capture his second career Turtle. . . .
[Read more in the
2014 Dimpled Orb Digest.
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As the curtain goes up on the Twenty Fourth Annual Golf Trip, the
players are anxious to put behind them a long, cold winter.
The spring of Southern
Pines beckons, with the start of the Tournament just around the
corner. This year’s edition could be extraordinary, as two-time
defending Turtle champion
Mark “Q-Ball” Kimmet
goes for a three-peat. What was once imponderable is now possible
following Q-Ball’s stunning defense of the
New Look Turtle last year.
The field is familiar, with only one change from last year’s lineup. For
reasons yet unknown,
Danny
“Depot Stove” Pressley will not participate in this year’s event.
That means the Stove’s three-year stranglehold on the
Templeton Cup
will finally end. In the Stove’s absence,
Norm “The Total
Package” Templeton hopes finally to claim the prize that bears his
name. Norm will still have to fight off
Greg “Stone Cold”
Goddard, Tracy
“Tiger” Thompson, and perhaps others, to grab the Cup that has so
long eluded him.
In Stove’s stead will be
Andy “Leaf” Neely,
who will make his second trip to Southern Pines, this time as
Dennis “Wilford
Brimley” McClane’s partner. The rest of the field stands pat, ready
to make another charge for the Turtle. The updated Player Page can be
viewed here.
The balance of the essential Tournament information can be found at the
following links:
Initial Quotas Chart;
Tournament Invitation;
Tournament
Rules;
Calcutta Invitation;
Calcutta
Rules;
Room Assignments; and
Tee Times and Pairings. The non-essential Tournament information can
be found in its usual haunts by following the links at left. This year
we have added a set of archive links to make browsing old stuff easier
as if anyone would seriously consider doing that. So sit back, relax,
and enjoy the show. This year could be historic, and as always will be
an exciting expedition.
--C. D.--
3/29/2014
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